Sunday, February 13, 2011

A staggering three fights occured at my school today, two of which occured mere inches from me.  This is especially impressive when you conside the miniscule size of my school and the fact that fights are punished incredibly brutally "no we won't expell you, your just suspended for the remainder of the year(true story)."

While I'm well aware that the comments sectoin will likely be flooded with people saying "dude there r liek 50 fights at my skool every day" the real reason for this post is the fact that despite my extemely long boney fingers being smashed in a door and the fact I came incredibly close to being accidently hit in the crossfire of the brawling doucebags I was incredibly calm and collected the whole day to the point I feel like I belong in the ablove picture.  Feel free to tell me any times you've felt badassly(I trademark this word) calm when crazy shenanigans were happening around you
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7 comments:

  1. Bring_NapkinsFebruary 14, 2011 at 2:57 AM

    Are their balls on fire? Anyway, I share your tendencies. There was a fight at my school before, which should have been really serious, but most of us circled around and watched quietly. It was like watching an episode of Frasier. I jest, but it was pretty funny.

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  2. JWtechpartsFebruary 14, 2011 at 5:14 AM

    when i see that picture all i hear in my head is "and not a single F#*k was given that day". makes me think that when i was at school my environment was really calm. not many fights for me.

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  3. Anon ReaderFebruary 14, 2011 at 5:19 AM

    I can't think of that many time when I haven't been calm... I'm sure there's something wrong with me - I don't get stressed at all, ever.

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  4. AugustineOfRhinoFebruary 14, 2011 at 6:39 PM

    It is very strange, but there's a general sense of calm after a fight has ended, especially if you're one of the people fighting. Guess violence and sex really are connected in our minds.

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  5. Quasar greenFebruary 14, 2011 at 7:09 PM

    went out sailing and got stuck on a sand bar, kept my cool while my friends were like WTF, eventually I flagged down another boater and got us pulled out.

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  6. AnonymousFebruary 14, 2011 at 9:44 PM

    I got in a fight once. Then I got jumped. Screw fighting.

    Also, your pants are on fire.

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  7. metalpark_73189February 16, 2011 at 9:16 AM

    Dude when I went to high school here in nyc there wasn't that many fights in my school. media makes it seem that nyc public schools are the worst and mine was in a black neighborhood :/

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